The DOR has gone wonky. She saw these bell boots at the tack sale that RCER held last year. She didn't buy them then, but she wished she had. For some reason she thinks that making me wear these might be a good idea. She has mentioned it off and on for the past year. I just knew that she was teasing me. Like she would have me wear silver glittering bell boots...I would be laughed out of the "Burly he-man gelding club" for sure.
Turns out she wasn't teasing. She had them set the boots aside and bought them first thing! I thought she might give them to Sir Royal Pain since he needs to look fancy. But noooo, she had to go and put them on me. To make matters worse she did it in the arena where other horses could see.
While I was a good sport about it and even lunged with them on, I was a bit embarrassed.I guess the upside is that she didn't paint my hooves.
Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR!
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Dude, you want to hear one just as bad? Take your silver, sparkly girlie boots and add purple. Yeah, you heard me right. Cherie got some at a tack sale and actually makes me wear the awful things. Gah!
That's nuthin. Mine are PINK!
You just have to exude extra he-manness. Which isn't a problem for me.
I'm just sayin.
--Cibolo
aint them fancy!
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