Freedom speaks Saturday

There seem to be some big babies at the ranch. Well there is one particular big spotted butt baby at the ranch. I have a few words for him-you get what you get and don't throw a fit.
As you know the DOR's favorite personal horse is an appaloosa, she thinks that we are the best. There are currently 5 appys in her life, yes she is feeling like there are not enough. It seems that one of us has a tail complex-his royal blingness. Well he just needs to suck it up, at least that is what I think. I have a fairly nice tail for an appy. Now Scooby and Sir Darby have tails any horse would want, but they are only part appy. Then there is Hank the Tank, that poor guy is lucky if his tail grows past his tailbone by a 1/4 of an inch. Poor baby Jack he thinks he should have the finest tail of all of us, well he hasn't earned a nice tail yet. He has years to go...we are all at least 5 years older than he is, he really is the baby.
I want to point out is isn't very becoming for a horse, or any creature, to throw a fit. Personally I have NEVER thrown a fit. Now I can hear some humans who know me laughing, actually rolling on the floor, and claiming I just told the biggest fib ever. Not so, I have never thrown a fit...I have just had to go to great lengths to communicate clearly with the humans around me who do not always understand what I am saying as well as they should. So there-neener neener.
Life is so good! Oh and Jack told me to remember to say: Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR


The Author said...

You have a beautiful tail! And, I agree with you. You didn't throw fits. You expressed your opinion. Something you are entitled to do.

Leah Fry said...

The DOR has great taste. I'm an Appy fan myself.


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