Guano butt?



The DOR and I attended a clinic this weekend.  I decided that my belly itched while I was tied so I did what any itchy horse would do, dropped my haunches and rubbed my belly on the ground.  The clinician couldn't remember my name and called out that the bat guano butt horse was sitting down.
Guano butt...what the heck.  The clinician explained that in other countries the easiest way to explain an Appaloosa is that it looks like it has guano on its butt.  I beg to differ.  The photo on the left is bat guano, the photo on the right is my butt.  Do they look similar?  Quit laughing, I can hear you.
The DOR says guano butt is better than guano for brains.  She says I know have a new nick name...Guano Butt.  If she calls me that I am going to give her a new name with a game to go with it-Splat The Rider, I shall call her Splat for short.
Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR!