Welcome to my journey

Hi,
My name is Cactus Jack Splash, the most beautiful Appaloosa in the world, and this is a spot for me to talk about my journeys.
I joined my new owner three months ago and the adventures have begun. This week my owner decided that we would take lessons so we could communicate better. Well, I can tell you the communication breakdown is not on my part. How hard is it to understand what I am saying?
I snort at something and that means, hmmm that is interesting maybe I might be its friend. My owner thinks it means, oh crap I don't like that thing.
I stomp my foot and that means, hurry up times a wasting. My owner thinks it means, damn fly go over and bother some other horse.
I cock my foot when my owner reaches down to pick it up that means, here now you don't have to bend over and work so hard. My owner thinks it means, watch your head he may kick.
So as you can see I have a "dope on a rope" that I have to train. I invite you to join me in the joy of owning a human and laugh along with me as I train her to be a good horseman.