New stuff...it isn't going to help

 This is my new bit.  I also have a new bridle, blanket, and other gee gaws.  The DOR has new boots, a fancy belt, shirts, special "Boogie" spurs (which are a waste of money as far as I am concerned).  All of this stuff for a clinic that the DOR is nervous about.
Now how is all of this stuff supposed to help her ride better?
 Will these boots help her balance better?
  If she thinks I will be a better horse with these....well she is just plain nuts, nuts I say!
 Then there is the shirt.  I think all this is going to do is give me ideas.
The DOR knows that she is going to this clinic because I told her to go.  I am insisting that she become the kind of rider that I deserve.  Until she fixes her rider issued I am going on strike.  Yep you heard it I AM ON STRIKE!!!! I refuse to have a gentle rocking horse lope with no cross-firing or the occasional frustrated buck.  DOR get your act together or you will be sorry.  All this stuff is not going to help.  Show up to Buck's clinic with your baseball hat, Hawaiian shirts, well worn boots, and your jeans that you keep having to yank up because you have lost weight-well maybe the belt is a good idea.  We have work to do, not a show.
Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug you DOR!


Leah Fry said...

Now Jack. That pissy attitude is not going to help your beloved assuage her anxiety. Settle down, big guy.

Florida Beach Basics said...

wow - those are some good looking boots! have a great time - if you got it, flaunt it!


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