5/18/2010

Shandi is in TROUBLE!


This is my Shandi Doll and as cute as she is and as much as I love her, she is in trouble with a capital T! Lately she has been naughty. She tries to stick her little dolly head in my treat tub and she knows better than that. When I get after her she stretches her neck out as far as she can, shakes her head and says, "Uncle Jack you're such a tard" and the skips off. I will be quietly grazing and she comes running by, kicks her heels at me and squeals, "Jack's a tard, Jack's a tard, Jack's a tard tard tard tard" and beats her little hooves to the far end of the pasture. Seems like every time I turn around she is making a face at me and calling me a tard. What is a tard? Why does she call me a tard? The DOR assures me that it is a word commonly used by many twerpy teenage girls. I am not sure I like teenage girls if this is how they act. Shandi better stop with the tard stuff or she is going to get a big ol' appy hoof upside her dolly head, or maybe I will start kicking turds at her.
Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR!

7 comments:

Cheryl Ann said...

Ooohhhh...she sounds like fun! Can I come play with her?
~~Scout~~

Cactus Jack Splash said...

Scout,
Yes you can play with her, in fact right now I will let you take her home with you...she is driving me crazy

EvenSong said...

At my school, Miss Shandi would get sent to the principal: calling names that degrade someone, and not stopping when you ask, is bullying! No one deserves that name, or any other put-down, especially a respectable gent like yourself, with such a pretty Appy butt.

fernvalley01 said...

Miss Shandi is a liitle girl with a crush I think. Trying to get the attention of such a handsome older man

Jocelyn said...

Shandi , Shandi, Shandi....

Sounds like girlie needs some skooling on herd manners.

If she was in aherd of mares, that would SO NOT be happening :)

Amanda said...

She is a beauty!! I am so glad you adopted her Syndi. Her coloring is so unusual!

Florida Beach Basics said...

I think it means she likes you.

 

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