If life was fair...

If life was fair horses would get to ride 1/2 the time.
I have been trying to tell the DOR for years that I should get to ride 1/2 the time, she never listens.  She feels the time I spend hanging out with the He Man Gelding Club and riding in the trailer to go out to trails counts as more than 1/2 of my time.  I beg to differ, non-saddle time should not count.
I have spoken to the other members of the herd and here is what they had to say:
Shandi-La, La, La...are there going to be hunky geldings?  If so I don't mind being ridden.
Salty the Wonderhorse-I'm retired so none of this matters to me.
Coelho-Dude! Just mellow out already...after all the grass is real nice here.
Tahkoe-I can move faster than a human, so I don't want to ride. Gotta go!
Mighty Mouse-I dare them to try and ride me, it will never happen I tell you!
The Mighty Q-I don't mind getting ridden, I get three hots and a cot.
Sir Darby-Well He of the Spotty Butt, I personally am offended by your presence in my pasture and demand you leave now.
I have the feeling I am not getting much support from the herd.  The DOR tells her students whoever told them life was fair lied...
Well I am going to demand fair treatment, so the DOR better be ready to pack my rear around the arena a couple of times if she expects to ride....so there!
Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR!


Powell River Books said...

Maybe donkeys have more clout. - Margy


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