Actually this is a bit more like advice for DORs
All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse
1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
1. When in doubt, run far, far away.
2. You can never have too many treats.
3. Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
4. New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
5. Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
6. Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
7. Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
8. Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
9. Eat plenty of roughage.
10. Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
11. When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
12. In times of crisis, take a poop.
13. Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
14. Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
15. A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
16. Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
Around here most of us don't wear shoes, so number 4 doesn't always apply.
Life is so good!
Oh and Jack told me to remember to say: Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR
Oh and Jack told me to remember to say: Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR
7 comments:
I have been away from your blog for a little while, but I have so enjoyed catching up. Wonderful post!
#12-14 made me LOL!
Ha Ha! Isn't that so true! Gave me a good laugh this morning!
They all sound good but the stomping on someones foot! My big toe is still not the same since Jesse got it!!!
Thank you for commenting on my Benji post. I feel so badly for Jan as her way of life is gone forever. She is one of the few animal lovers around here....Michelle
Thank you for a big grin!
LOL, what a fun post!
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