Freedom speaks Saturday-waiting in the wings

So the DOR is signed up for a Ricky Quinn clinic next April and is going. Jack has not only copied me and lost his butt, he seems to be trying to surpass me and he has lost everything from his withers back...twerpy show-off! My question is who is the DOR going to take to the clinic if Jack isn't 100% by then, not that I am wishing His Royal Blingness ill. I was thinking that I would volunteer. I can see it now....Freedom Dancer takes horsemanship clinic by storm! I would amaze them with my agility, stun them with my knowledge, and wow them with my ability to still pitch a grand bucking fit when needed. I am sure the clinician would be in awe me. I would be kind and not embarass the other horses too badly. Hmmmm, I think I will start doing ambling laps around the pasture to make sure I am in good shape when the clinic comes around. Don't worry DOR I got your back, I will be ready and willing if you need me to go with you. I have been a dependable guy for the past 45 years, no reason that should change now. All I need is my mush packed up and I am ready to go. The DOR can travel light because all she needs to ride me is a halter and a brush...no saddles needed for this smooth ride.
Life is so good! Oh and Jack told me to remember to say: Enjoy your day and don't forget to hug your DOR